Alright Tyra, listen. I know we have this whole thing going, where you do your shows every so often, and Emily watches you, and by association, I watch you. Don't get me wrong, you make some good points, and you do so in a painfully adorable way. It's not you, it's me. Actually, it's not me either. It's network television. After doing little else all day, hearing nothing but you, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, and idiot gossip all day about celebrities, you all tend to run together. I still don't hate you Tyra, but understand why I sometimes walk away when you're talking. One can only stand so much mind-numbing television in one sitting.

Glad we understand one another.